Fill in the blanks for the above title and what you have there my friends is what my date has named his speed boat. Really I should have stopped the date when he showed me pictures of his FAMILY boat and on both sides going all the way down the side of the boat is FU**ENGRUVEN. But I stayed and let me just tell you, I am unsure how or why I chose to go out with FU**ENGRUVEN. He chose a restaurant that I am not too fond of, but I thought hey I will just order an appetizer and be gone. After spending about 0.5 seconds with this guy I realized I have just wasted my Monday night. I have NEVER eaten cheese fries so fast. I wanted to leave immediately after eating but FU**ENGRUVEN had other plans, and those plans were to talk constantly and to talk only about himself. I find out soon that he is in the Rodeo. Yes, I said RODEO which explains his attire (flannel shirt and steel toe boots.) He talked about his ex wives, his step children, his real children, his FU**ENGRUVEN FAMILY boat. Also the fact that he is on the dating site at the insistence of his 8 year old daughter, how does an 8 year old know about a dating site? She probably just wanted him out of the house some so she would not have to listen to him talk. All of this as I sat wanting to cover my face in the cheese that was smothering my fries. I did not get in one word and when he did finally as me a question this is exactly how it went.......
FG: If you could go to three places anywhere in the world where would you go?
ME: UH
FG: TIME OUT, Let me tell you my three favorite places first before you tell me mine.
1) Gatlinburg
2) Destin
3) Niagara Falls
YES ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD and that is what he has chosen.
Now, do you think he knows my three favorite places? The answer is NO because after he told me his three favorite places (all of which I think are featured on exotic places on the Travel channel) he then continues to talk excessively about himself. He also then called his step children stupid idiots and I wondered if he would call my children stupid idiots if, I got hit in the head with a hammer and fell madly in love with this world traveler. Having been a step child myself, I find it very insulting that he would find it ok to call any child these words. Now I can't even tell you if he knew that I had children or not but for him to say these things about his own step children made me wonder if he had some sort of vomit of the mouth.
FINALLY it was over and he walked me to my car. I thanked him for my cheese fries and I told him that I enjoyed LISTENING to him talk. He then said yeah guess I should have let you talk some. YOU THINK FU**ENGRUVEN?
Of course I received the text message:
FG: Thank you for talking to me last night..
Me: No response.
I love a guy that is confident and wants to talk about himself and his family. What I am not too fond of is not even letting me answer a question that YOU asked me. It is sooooo hard to get to know people these days. You want to know everything about a person you are on a date with but there is also much to be said about a person and the way they listen and I did not get to see that side of FU**ENGRUVEN. So another day and another date.....
~ONWARD
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