My Name's Not Lisa.........

Well, well well.......Saturday's night date was oh so fun and memorable.  My Name's Not Lisa and I tried to decide on a location and I suggested several places, but he was not interested.  Finally, he decided on a place which was a sports bar.  Now, I am a gal that LOVES sports and sports bar's but seriously first date and you want to take me to a sports bar??  My Name's Not Lisa is a musician and works for very popular singer, too bad I do not like this singer or I may have been more intrigued by him than I was.  So we meet at the sports bar that HE has chosen and we find a table.  He sits me directly under a TV and the date begins.  After about 10 minutes into the date I see that he has not ONCE looked at me but is talking to me while his eyes gaze toward the TV.  I realize he has purposely placed me under the TV so that he could be on a date as well watch his favorite college team. Now this makes me mad, because why assume that I want to be under the TV instead of watching the TV??  Had he said, my favorite team is playing let's go here and watch the game, I would have LOVED that.  But NO.  You had to act like you owned stock in this bar and that this table and my seat produced some sort of gold that you and I could live off of.  When in reality you just wanted to watch your beloved team and didn't want my head in the way.  As the night and the game wind down so does my patience.  We make our way to the bar area and My Name's Not Lisa knows the bartender and they start talking.  She is upset because a local musician has passed away that was a regular at this bar and they have a condolence card for all the regulars to sign.  They pass the card my dates way and he signs....Deepest Sympathy His name and LISA!!!  Now, I know many people want to know who the writer of this blog is, one thing I can tell you.......MY NAME IS NOT LISA!!!!!  After he signs the card he looks at me and says..."Oh goodness that is not your name is it?"  I look at him, shake my head no and just down my beer.  He then says, "Hey, lets go play darts."  I am guessing people named Lisa love to play darts, me on the other hand has NEVER played darts and do not find this amusing.  We walk next door to the other bar and what a shock all the dart boards are occupied.  He then says to me, "Hey there is a video game available, let's play that."  That was my limit!!!  VIDEO POKER???  On a Saturday night???  All, I could think about was, there is Kim Kardashian's wedding recorded on DVR that I have yet to watch and you want me to play video poker.  I tell him that I have an early morning and that I need to be headed home.  He walks me to my car and says..."I really messed it up when I called you Lisa didn't I?"  I said goodnight and got in my car.

Now the text message that is always so entertaining came later last night.........
MNNL: I enjoyed our date......(insert my real name here), I enjoyed my night......(insert real name here), I loved spending time with you......(insert my real name here), I hope to see you again......(insert real name here).  Good night......(insert real name here). 
Me: No response
Now, I know he was trying to prove a point by using my real name and not LISA in my text message but seriously???????  I am going on 30 dates in 30 days dude, if anyone should be getting names mixed up it should be me not you lame musician. 

So all of this to say, PLEASE get to know me and at least read my profile.  If you need to write my name on your hand to remember me then DO IT!!!!!  I want a guy that not only knows my name but wants to speak it more than any other word in the dictionary.  As I go into my date tomorrow, I wonder should I wear a name tag??

~ONWARD