Eminem..........

So I did something for my Friday night date that I will never do again.  I went out with a guy that I never spoke on the phone with.  We went to a little place that was middle of the road.  My date stated through text that I would know him as the guy sitting at the bar with black pants and white shoes.  I meet him and indeed he was wearing those sparkling white shoes.  What he did not mention was that he would also be wearing a ring that he bought in Panama City which I later found out he only wears on special occasions.   We sit down to eat and then it started.  He was non-stop talking about underground hip-hop and rappers.  He professes that he too is an underground hip hopper and knows everything about music.  I looked and read over my menu three times just so I would not have to talk to Eminem.  So yes, I was on a date with an underground rapper.  I had already been on a date this week with Judy Garland and now I was at the other end of the spectrum with Eminem.  I was MISERABLE!!!!  After our dinner, he wanted to go grab coffee next door.  I oblige just so I can get coffee so that I could drive home due to the fact I was SOOOO bored with Eminem.  I go to sit down to get coffee and he wants to sit on the same side of the booth as me.  That just creeped me out.  He talked about how good I smelled and I thought about if he was going to ask me to buy a CD from the back of his trunk when we were finished.  As our date FINALLY ends, he asked to kiss me and I said not on the first date......

~ONWARD