FAFAFAFALALALALA.....We're SO FABULOUS!!!!!

OH MY GOODNESS, Thursday's date was one for the books.  I met a guy that lives out of state but does business throughout the week here and he was going to be in town for lunch and wanted to meet.  We meet at one of my favorite places to eat.  He walks in and was wearing scrubs, now I love a man in scrubs.  His body was great, but his hair looked like he just filmed a John Hughes 1980's movie. That hair belonged in the Breakfast Club.  Once again as on so many of my dates, we order everything on the menu.  Chicken salad, flatbread pizza, macaroni and cheese, tuna and rice.  I ate more than he did.  He ate like a girl and I ate like a sumo wrestler.  He starts off by telling me that he has just had his most recent job for a few years.  He tells me that he had gotten let go from his previous job due to cross dressing.  I look at him as he says this and think to myself that I may need another order of macaroni and cheese.  He then starts talking about his two ex-wives and one particular step-son.  He then starts crying at the table while talking about how much he misses his step-son.  He says, "I can't believe I am crying on a first date" I think to myself, "I can't believe I have not taken a shot yet at the bar".  I listen to him cry and try not to laugh.  The date continues and our server comes to our table to check on us and she asked us how we were doing.  My date then busts out in SINGING...."We're SOOOOOOO FABULOUS".  As if he is on Glee the TV show.  I thought I was at a Broadway show.  Our poor little server looked scared out of her mind.  After a little while longer our server comes back to the table and was like do you need your check.  My date looks at her and says, "No we need a blanket, because we are going to stay here all night."  I just shake my head.  His singing though was not over.  He called his "guy" friend at the table and when he got his VM, he sang into the phone in a deep voice, "YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE".  I mean seriously was I on a date with Judy Garland?  We end the date and I had two to go boxes with me.  Needless to say this date was entertaining and as I said before I love a MAN in scrubs but do not like a man who wears scrubs and acts like more of a girl than me.

~ONWARD