Sunday, November 6, 2011

So What Do You Do?????

Okay so after my two date fiasco on Thursday, I decided to go out with a guy that seemed very normal on paper.  According to his profile picture he was very cute.  The only thing that concerned me was that he had three young boys.  But I agreed to meet him for a quick drink and a small bite to eat.  I get there and he is as all my dates are, already there sitting at a table.  As I approach I see that he is on the phone.  I sit down and order a drink.  I have never met this man and he is sitting there talking to his boss on the phone for the next 10 minutes.  He finally gets off the phone and for the next hour he talked about his job.  This is what I do, Janice is the secretary, Janice is not very good, Tim is a rep, Tim #2 is the IT guy, and on and on and on.  So What Do You Do would NOT stop talking about his job.  I knew more about his workplace than I even knew about him.  We did not talk about our families or our friends or what we like to do in our spare time.  It seems I know more about Janice and what she likes to do than I do about So What Do You Do.  It was exhausting.  I felt like I was at work just sitting there listening to him.  I think I may have had only two beers that I could not even finish because I was so anxious to get to my car.  After learning all there is to know about So What Do You Do and his job and the two Tim's and the awful secretary Janice I told him that I needed to be headed home.  He walks me to my car and kisses me on the cheek.

The next day I get this text message from So What Do You Do....
SWDYD:  Right now I wish U and I were snuggled up in comfy clothes, under a blanket on a couch just chillin' watchin a movie! :)  That would b awesome!

Me: No response

I mean COME ON DUDE!!!!!!  You want me at your house so we can go over work papers??  Seriously, where are the normal guys???  If they are normal and I like them, then they are dating other people or married.  If I do not like them, then they are all about me and available.  I think at this point I just want someone that I can have a normal conversation with and a good time.  WHERE ARE YOU NORMAL????

~ONWARD

No comments:

Post a Comment